What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 05:25
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?
So they tried
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What habits do happy couples have?
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
What are your thoughts on RM's new album "Right Place, Wrong Person"?
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is the difference between anxiety and depressive neurosis?
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What species of fish are horse mackerels?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...